When I was 10...
- My auntie: Jamie, do you know where your mum's gone off for her holiday?
- Me: My mum's in the USB.
- My auntie: Do you mean the USA?
- Me: No. She's in the USB.
I’m inspired.
"When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life.
-John Lennon"
-John Lennon"
I HATE NEEDLES SO MUCH
I’M LITERALLY GONNA WALK INTO THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE LIKE THIS:
BUT ONCE THAT NEEDLE COMES NEAR ME I’LL ACT LIKE THIS:
THEN I’LL LEAVE LIKE THIS:
BUT MY MOM’S GETTING ME LUNCH SO I’LL BE LIKE THIS:
True story.
